This is me avoiding working.

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So I’m going to do a quiz I just found titled “Tell us about yourselfie”

What’s your wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?
On my phone is a picture of me facing the lake rocking my last summer tan.
On my computer is a slideshow of me and all my favorite people!

When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?
Amarreto Sweet or beer.

What’s the one word you are guilty of using too often?
Fuck.

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What is the last thing you searched for on Google?
Country USA lineup

Who is the last person that called or texted you?
My last text was from Mike Kellner and the last person to call me was my mama.

What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?
Umm ha, I saw my ex and ended up kneeing him purposely in the man parts…or as manly as his can be. I was intoxicated and he said I could punch him so we could be even. I told him we’d never be even and hit him where it hurts. Whoops.

When is the last time you went to a theater?
A couple months ago. I saw Frozen.

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BIG SUMMER BLOWOUT!

Lololol my favorite part of the entire movie!

What TV show should everyone should be watching?
Whatever they want!

And what is your TV guilty pleasure?
Well I’m still reeling over OTH being over but I also love watching Yard Crashers and Beach Front Bargains. (A girl can dream!) I told mom we should go halfies on a beach front property…she asked if she had to borrow me my half. 🙂

What’s the first CD you bought?
Elvis.

What is the one food you cannot resist?
Cheese curds.

What music are you currently listening to?
Hold music for a Concentra medical center.

What movie makes you laugh the most?
White Chicks, Liar Liar, or Ace Venture Pet Detective

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Perhaps not….

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Jim Carey kills me in these movies.

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What drives you absolutely insane?
Ignorance.

Pick one: Kittens or puppies?
This isn’t even a real question. Like are you kitten me right meow? PUPPIES DUH.

New York or Los Angeles?
LA please.

Zombies or vampires?
Vamps.

Comedy or drama?
Depends on my mood.

Bacon or Nutella?
BACON ALL DAY.

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’80s or ’90s?
’90s

Hannah Montana or Lizzie McGuire?
Lizze McGuire.  I still love Hilary Duff.

And finally: tell us a secret.
I’m not wearing underwear. I do have that quote framed. It’s the motto to my life.

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Do any of my answers surprise you?!

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For your enjoyment.

Just because I got to be home FOR A WHOLE THREE DAYS….
Here is a compilation of pictures of my beloved Ollie. Seriously when we’re together it’s non stop cuddles and pictures because I just love him SO MUCH. Plus who doesn’t love pups!?

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"Mom stop waking me up to take pics of me..."

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"I'll just stare at you until you pay attention to me."

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"JUST GET UP MOM!!"

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Sleepy

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"Is this comfy mom?!"

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It's a lazy morning

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"I'm crazy mom look at me!!"

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Went a little too hard on memorial day.

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This is our tough look.

And for even more enjoyment and that fact that it’s FINALLY feeling like summer- here’s baby Ollie sniffing a flower.

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"Mom this smells puuuurdy!"

Graduation season is in the air!

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This post is about to get a little heavy!

I’ll start with the weekend of May 16th. I traveled to Milwaukee to see my best friend graduate from COLLEGE.
Seriously I’m so proud of this woman.

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She made it! College is a big deal and she got through it. Watching her walk down and hearing her name called got me all sorts of emotional. Honestly if she would’ve been moving further away for a job I’d be even more sad but I’m so happy to say she’ll be the closest she’s ever been from me now!!!!!!!!

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Honestly this just makes me GIDDY to see!! We’re pretty much a bridge away! It’s going to be an awesome summer.
Mark my words on this. This woman is going places. Don’t be surprised if you start seeing her on your tv sometime soon. She’s a go getter and that pushes me to be a better person. I couldn’t ask for a better best friend.

Now comes this weekend!
MY BABY SISTER GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL. That means I’ve been out of high school for three years now! This was the craziest thing to see. I can’t believe she’s done with high school. Here are some snaps of this great day.

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We have an infamous pose. This is it. She pretends she’s disgusted by my kiss. Seriously, we have a million pics like this from all sorts of occasions.

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“Olivia did you really get lipstick on me?!”

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We laugh so much. Laughing is my favorite.

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My family may be small but make no mistakes, we are strong. Plus how good looking are these people? I definitely got it from my mama. (Sorry pa the song lyrics just don’t fit with you in it)

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She’s beautiful, inside and out. We don’t get along alot but hey that’s what sisters at our age do. She’s SO incredibly smart (that’s why I learned to sing) she got the brains. She’s headed to Stout for fashion merchandising/apparel design. She’s a genius on the sewing machine. She is going to do great things as well. She’ll be studying abroad in Paris as well so I’m very excited to say I’m already set to visit her! What a fun experience for us as sisters!
She had orientation for college last week and got me this cute shirt 🙂

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And Taylor, just remember this- your class may have had the motto “we run this” but NEVER forget our class was “we own it”. So pretty much 2011>2014. ALWAYS.
Here’s a flashback from my graduation day 3 years ago…

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CONGRATS LITTLE SISTER YOU DID IT!

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So proud of both of these ladies in my life. I love you guys to pieces and I can’t wait to see what the future has in store for you both.

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Go show the world what you’re made of. Oooh kill em’.

Best and Worst of the Billboard Awards!

I love watching awards shows just because I love looking at what everyone wears. Last night I saw some amazing looks and then some not so amazing.
My winner for best dressed, surprising for me actually is Nicki Minaj!

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Usually she wears some over the top, ridiculous outfit. Last night she looked…dare I say it… NORMAL! Her face was fresh, her hair went with the dress and LOOK AT THAT BODY.

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I mean come on, that ass doe. She knows she looks hott. Work it lady!

Next best I’d say was Kelly Rowland. I love her. She’s usually spot on with whatever she wears.  She’s another one with a killer body. I’d show it off too!

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I'm a sucker for a good slit.

Then there is Lucy Hale. I follow her on Insta (I’m a die hard PLL fan) so I saw this before the show started. This is a dress I would pick out. Love the colors and just everything about it. Pretty simple.

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Kendall Jenner.  Although you pulled a John Travolta I still really enjoyed your outfit.  Maybe next time just don’t speak? Cute top with cute pants and a pointed shoe. You can’t go wrong. Lady you’ve got style. Plus you rock the middle part.

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Shout out to this lady for making it through rehab. Eating disorders are scary and you look awesome. This dress looks great and I’m glad you kept it more conservative compared to your usual crazy looks. Good choice Kesha. Fun fact: she has officially taken the dollar sign out of her name. GROWN UP STATUS!

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Next up- MY MAN LUKE BRYAN. Can’t go wrong in a white suit. He is just perfect. His wife is cute too..I guess. I’d prefer to imagine myself on his arm. Luke Bryan,  you can shake it for me ANYDAY.

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Another country star- Carrie Underwood. Again this woman can do no wrong. She could make a paper bag look good. I envy her legs as well. She looked gorgeous and I love the color she chose. 

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And then I usually like to include some looks that I didn’t enjoy.
First one-Billy Ray Cyrus. Seriously man, it’s time to accept that you’re washed up and MIDDLE AGED. I’m sorry I have to break that to you. Cut your hair, take off the sunglasses (you’re not Eric Chruch).

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Next up- Jordin Sparks. I hate that I have to include her but her hair just reminds me of a little girls that got excited in vacation and wanted to get something fun. Her dress was also just average for me. It didnt accentuate the curves that she has. I just wasn’t a fan.

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Oh and also, I just spent this last Saturday watching her SHIRTLESS fiance/boyfriend perform. My thoughts were not pure.

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PLEASE TALK DIRTY TO ME! Please note he did take his shirt off after this. (A post will be made on my weekend shenanigans at a later time.)
Back to this post.
My last worst dressed- Wiz and Amber. They’re an odd couple to begin with but seriously….what kind of sunglasses are those and why does she feel the need to wear them? And this his overly ripped pants. They just look like hott messes.

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Did any of you catch the Billboard music awards?! Or at least read about them and stalk the outfits?!
What do you think about these outfits?